Uncle aap tab NAHIN bante,
jab aur log aapko uncle bolna shuru kar dey

Uncle aap tab jaake bante hain,
jab aap auron ko uncle bolna band kar dete hain. https://t.co/8liIShfISk

— Rohit Tikmany (@some_rohit) November 24, 2023

Remember that https://t.co/K0yMjRB3et idea @_svs_ @vivekchoksi @_anshulk @dataBiryani @pradeep__kk @aghamarshan ?

Putting the hockey stick in the hockey stick? Putting the Burn in Burn Rate? BeatToSee? "Cliff"? 'Crowdsourcing'?

We even booked the domain & made a deck right? 😂 https://t.co/dqOfmcU2lK

— Rohit Tikmany (@some_rohit) December 4, 2020

Gonna be hard for the 17 remaining dial-up customers to switch to something else. https://t.co/OMDN6zHIq9

— Rohit Tikmany (@some_rohit) August 10, 2025

I know 'em crypto boys had been drinking their own koolaid, but lemonade too? pic.twitter.com/2lYMspyeLp

— Rohit Tikmany (@some_rohit) October 21, 2025

Eateries who do this must be forced to take a class in fluid dynamics and personal hygiene. pic.twitter.com/UJqDYk1Sw4

— Rohit Tikmany (@some_rohit) December 12, 2023

#IPLWithdrawalSymptoms kicking in already pic.twitter.com/vNBtSdoXTZ

— Rohit Tikmany (@some_rohit) May 22, 2023

Calendars are arbitrary civil timekeeping systems invented by humans

Today's day is an insignificant point in Earth's orbit

In the larger cosmic scheme of things, the last day of 1 interval of time & the 1st day of the next are same.

Still, happy 2023! #SocialConformity

— Rohit Tikmany (@some_rohit) December 31, 2022

Another year is passing us by
A mere blip on the cosmic sky
An arbitrary measure of time
A human invention, not divine
We mark the passing of 2022 with cheer
But in the grand scheme, it's all just so clear
Tomorrow's day is just another day,
No more or less significant in any way https://t.co/tKRiiwBPZT

— Rohit Tikmany (@some_rohit) December 31, 2022

Beware of chess pigeons.

At work, on the internet, everywhere. pic.twitter.com/95QUPSIHw4

— Rohit Tikmany (@some_rohit) February 22, 2022